Portal v1.0.4
November 2026... that's the date they're throwing around now? TBH, seems kinda sus. Summer 2026 marketing? feels rushed. You think Rockstar's gonna cook up something decent in that time, or will it be another next-gen disappointment?
HYPE TRAIN FULL SPEED AHEAD! 2026 gonna be lit fam! New consoles gonna melt when they try and run this bad boy LMAO
PC release at a 'later date'? Rockstar logic, amirite? Gotta milk the console players first. SMH.
Summer marketing? Sounds like they're trying to pull one over on us. Preorders will be up before we even see gameplay...
Copium overdose detected. Remember RDR2? Rockstar takes their time. It'll be polished AF.